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jinx. ([personal profile] smudgy) wrote2024-11-15 03:30 pm

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[personal profile] scone 2024-11-23 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
[ at least there was an adjective in there. ]

not always. my job is making sure my crew gets fed and fed well, and you can't really stay strong and healthy if you only eat sweets.
so i cook lots of different things for them. they all have their favorites.
your favorite?
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[personal profile] scone 2024-11-24 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[ nice try, psycho. ]

why do you want to know?
they're pirates. i'm sure you'll find them eventually.
or they'll find you.

what kind of sweets? there are more than i can count, and some people are picky eaters.
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[personal profile] scone 2024-11-24 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
the only thing i'm scared of are creepy crawlies.

[ is he being serious? it's more likely than you think. ]

well, i'll tell you what you need to do then. open a damn book and start looking at recipes.
if you know how to read, that is. if you don't, there are pictures. just tell me which ones look best to you, and i'll make them.
you try them, and tell me what you think.
i'm trying to curate a dessert menu here.
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[personal profile] scone 2024-11-24 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
sorry, i couldn't tell.
how good are you at identifying flowers?
i need you to run an errand for me.

my favorite? i have lots.
i'll make you one of my favorite dessert and tea pairings. you'll have to come by and get it though, because tea can only be served fresh.
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[personal profile] scone 2024-11-24 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
your whole life?

i need this. it's a gentian flower, and i use the root for flavoring drinks.
they grow out in the maze. i'm busy prepping for a date, though.
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[personal profile] scone 2024-11-24 10:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[ FUCK YOU, YOU SHITTY LITTLE ROOT VEGETABLE

















fuck his boyfriend too
]
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[personal profile] scone 2024-11-24 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
i'm taking my girlfriend/wife to my friend's bookstore grand opening for a cute date night. then we're going on a picnic. it's a surprise.
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[personal profile] scone 2024-11-24 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
what the hell is pilties?
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[personal profile] scone 2024-11-25 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
[ propose to nami propose to nami propose to nami propose to ]

stay out of my goddamn business pipsqueak.

can't imagine why anyone would hate you. bring me the flower and we'll have tea.
and then you can tell me what dessert you want me to make. there are cookbooks in the library.